Bite Me !

The Little Musical with a BIG BITE!

BOOK BY WESLEY EURE

MUSIC & LYRICS BY ROB BOWERS

First 3 songs - Performed by Rob Bowers

The reviewers called this musical ROCKY HORROR SHOW meets SORDID LIVES! Many were touting this show as the BEACH BLANKET BABYLON of Palm Springs!!!

BITE ME ! is an Original Campy, Sexy, Vampire Musical!

"BITE ME! is the outrageous tale of three country bumpkin sisters on a journey to become America’s top DIVAS. But this ain’t no Cinderella story!!! The frightened Jenny gets bitten by an angry vampire and transforms into the ultimate blood thirsty Diva – Succula! Enter her nasty Siamese-twin sisters, Summer Clearance and Charity Case, who are in a really bad mood since being separated by aliens from outer space!!! These “ugly sisters” are in a heap of Whoop-ass when they try to kill their newly transformed Blood-sucking sister! Even audience members are in mortal danger!"

Bite Me! was written by myself and my writing partner, the very talented Rob Bowers who wrote the music and lyrics!!!

The above poster is from the sold out Palm Springs production starring (in order on the poster) Brent Dupuis, Mara Getz, Denise Carter and Tommi Rose!

Below are photos of the East Coast Premiere by the Richmond Triangle Players...

BITE ME ! just finished its World Premiere to "standing room only" crowds in Palm Springs. Even the new Mayor of Palm Springs, Ron Oden, came to see the show saying, "Everyone in town is talking about the opening song of the second act. I had to hear it!!!

BITE ME ! is now available for a production in your city!

We are currently in discussions to run BITE ME ! for the entire tourist season in Palm Springs! An international production in Sydney, Australia, is on the table!

HBO is looking at BITE ME ! for a possible slot at the Aspen Comedy Festival.

The reviewers called this musical ROCKY HORROR SHOW meets SORDID LIVES! Many are touting this show as the BEACH BLANKET BABYLON of Palm Springs!!!

BITE ME ! is an Original Campy, Sexy, Vampire Musical!

BITE ME ! is the outrageous tale of three country bumpkin sisters on a journey to become America’s top DIVAS. But this ain’t no Cinderella story!!! The frightened Jenny gets bitten by an angry vampire and transforms into the ultimate blood thirsty Diva – Succula! Enter her nasty Siamese-twin sisters, Summer Clearance and Charity Case, who are in a really bad mood since being separated by aliens from outer space!!! These “ugly sisters” are in a heap of Whoop-ass when they try to kill their newly transformed Blood-sucking sister! Even audience members are in mortal danger!

To spice things up, the SEXIEST boy in town (PLAYGIRL cover model Brent Dupuis) adds danger and eye candy to these outrageous shenanigans! Sometimes evil disguises itself as the handsomest!!

BITE ME ! is filled with great music, unexpected twists and turns, a sexy boy, and the top three singing Divas of Palm Springs…and, oh yes, the nastiest one of all is a world famous Drag Queen!!!!!

BITE ME ! is an outstanding new musical! The Broadway quality music is sung by the best voices in Palm Springs.

Do you wish you had seen the first production of THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW in the early ‘70’s? Then don’t miss this once in a lifetime opportunity!!!!

BITE ME ! is not your usual musical event! It is being performed in a lively cabaret setting where drinks and laughs are being served!!!

Currently this campy musical is performed in one of Palm Springs’ largest cabaret clubs, HEAVEN.

Come Drink, Rock-Out and get Bitten!!!

BITE ME! is an easy, inexpensive, show to mount!!!

•NO SETS!
•SMALL CAST OF ONLY 4!
•1 TO 3 MUSICIANS!
•PERFECT FOR A CABARET SETTING!
•$$$ A GREAT DRINKING SHOW $$$
•COSTUMES BY EMMY AWARD WINNING COSTUMER!
•BOOK BY TV STAR AND WRITER WESLEY EURE!
•85 MINUTES OF NON-STOP LAUGHS!
•STARS YOUR LOCAL "DIVAS"!
•GREAT MUSIC!
•THE AUDIENCE IS VERY MUCH A PART OF THE SHOW!!!
•MANY REPEAT CUSTOMERS!!!

BITE ME! IS PURE

VAMPIRE

FUN!!!

THE FIRST PROGRAM

SCRIPT

the first few pages...

BITE ME

The Little Vampire Musical

With a Big Bite!!!

Based on an Original Concept by Wesley Eure

Book by Wesley Eure

Music & Lyrics by Rob Bowers

ACT 1

[MUSIC: Song #1: "A Tale of Darkness"]

A clock tolls.

[FOG]

[HOUSE LIGHTS CHANGE TO RED ]

The BOY ENTERS through audience dressed in an exotic sexy form-fitting outfit. His face is hidden by the costume. The BOY shakes two rings of bells. Once onstage he clangs the two rings together.

[HOUSE LIGHT- OFF]

[STAGE LIGHTS - UP]

(A blast of spooky music ushers in the TWINS, CHARITY and SUMMER. They are draped in purple hooded floor- length capes wearing sunglasses.)

SUMMER & CHARITY:

WE… BRING…YOU… A TALE OF DARKNESS!

WE… BRING… YOU… A TALE OF WOE --- OHH --- OAH!

FULL… OF… SECRETS TO EXCITE YOU

ENOUGH… TO… MAKE

YOUR INCISORS GROW --- WOAH --- WOAH!

THE LEGENDS OF DRACULA

ALL BORDER ON SPECTACULAH!

YOU’LL NEVER COUNT THE BODIES LEFT BEHIND!

POOR BRAM STOKER, HE WENT MAD

THAT MIDNIGHT WHEN THE EVIL VLAD

CAME ALONG TO IMPALE HIS MIND!

NOW THE LIVING DEAD ARE NEVER HARD TO FIND.

THE BLOOD OF TRANSYLVANIA…

HAS FED A WORLD-WIDE MANIA….

PICTURE

NOSFERATU FLICKERING TERROR IN BLACK-AND-WHITE.

LAGOSI BREAKING HEARTS AND WIND WHEN HE TOOK FLIGHT.

LESTAT NOW RULES VAMPIRICAL ARTS

(AT LEAST AS DEAR ANNE RICE IMPARTS)

BUT NONE CAN COMPARE

WITH THE SCARE YOU’LL HAVE TONIGHT!

AND SO, MORTALS, BEWARE!

PRESENTING…IN PERSON…

A BRAND-NEW DIVA OF THE DEAD!

YOU’LL BE CAUGHT IN HER SNARE!

ITS GONNA BE WORSE’N

WHATEVER YOUR NIGHTMARES DREAD.

CHARITY

NO TIME TO PRAY!

SHE’S RISING NOW,

SUMMER

IT’S JUDGEMENT DAY!

CHARITY

CAUSE YOU’LL BE HER PREY.

SUMMER

SHE’LL PLAY WITH YOU LIKE A HUNGRY BAT!

BOTH

DON’T LEAVE YOUR SEAT…NO TIME FOR THAT!

SHE’S VERY NEAR.

AHHHH…..

AHHHH…..SHE’S HERE!!!!!

[MUSIC: Song #2: “Diva in the Dark”]

[SPOTLIGHT HITS THE GURNEY]

(To the sound of a thumping heartbeat and strange music, The BOY, dressed in surgical whites complete with white mask and hat , wheels in SUCCULA on a mortuary gurney. She is covered in white sheets. SUCCULA’s green gloved hand emerges from under the sheet. The BOY removes the white sheet and SUCCULA appears in all her green sparkling magnificence wearing sunglasses. The HEARTBEAT SOUNDS stop. She SINGS.)

SUCCULA

AT FIRST YOU’LL BE AFRAID.

PETRIFIED.

YOU’LL WONDER…AHHH!!

“WHAT’S THE NAME OF THE GAME?”

BUT YOU’LL BE

AH-AH-AH-AH- STAYIN’ ALIVE…

ETERNALLY

IF YOU LET ME LIGHT UP YOUR LIFE

WITH JUST THE SOUND OF MY NAME----

SUCCCCCULAAAAHHHHH!

The BOY tilts the gurney up and SUCCULA walks off. She removes her sunglasses and puts them on the gurney. (MUSICAL hisses and throbbing noises play under her ErthaKitt-as- GraceJones-doing-TinaTurner voice emerges:)

“You may not believe this. But I am a "Vampire. CHARITY & SUMMER::

SUCCULA-AHH-AHH-AHHHH

(These continue as needed)

(Indicates SINGERS)

“THOSE are my Vamps!”

(Indicates Audience.)

“And YOU are my Vic---- Brand New Friends.”

(To BOY. Only her eyes move.)

“BOY!!!”

(ALL MUSIC AND SINGING STOPS.)

(Eyes sharply back to Audience.)

“Lock…the…doors.”

(The BOY quickly EXITS. THE MUSIC GOES DISCO-DARK. CHARITY & SUMMER sing backup during the song. THEIR LYRICS are in parentheses to the right of the main lyric.)

SUCCULA

I RULE THE NIGHT

FOR THE DARK AROUSES ALL MY SENSES.

THE TIME IS RIGHT

TO SEDUCE YOUR WEAK DEFENSES.

IF YOU’LL SUCCUMB WITHOUT A FIGHT

THEN I WILL OFFER YOU WORLDS UNKNOWN.

SINCE WHAT YOU’RE SECRETLY

DREAMING OF…LUSTING AFTER…BEGGING FOR…

I ALREADY OWN!

I AM YOUR DIVA IN THE DARK. (DIVA-DIVA-DIVA)

DIVA IN THE DARK. (SO DARK.)